Crystal the Pistol

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  1. The BFFB

    The BFFB

     
     
  2. SOON

    SOON

     
     
  3. One day, you will be my sweet chewy chewy.

    One day, you will be my sweet chewy chewy.

     
     
  4. My dad has all my treats named that he gives me throughout the day. This is my “big cookie”, which I get when he makes his tea at night. Before bed, I get the “baby cookie”, which is smaller. In the morning before he goes to work, he gives me the “stinky fart maker”. It’s chicken jerky (nommers). Apparently it makes me stinky, so he hopes the stinky part will be over when he gets home from work. When I’m lucky, he gives me the “big fat fucking bone”, aka “the chewy chewy”, which is pork rawhide. My dad says a lot of bad words.

    My dad has all my treats named that he gives me throughout the day. This is my “big cookie”, which I get when he makes his tea at night. Before bed, I get the “baby cookie”, which is smaller. In the morning before he goes to work, he gives me the “stinky fart maker”. It’s chicken jerky (nommers). Apparently it makes me stinky, so he hopes the stinky part will be over when he gets home from work. When I’m lucky, he gives me the “big fat fucking bone”, aka “the chewy chewy”, which is pork rawhide. My dad says a lot of bad words.

     
     
  5. Me and pops

    Me and pops

     
     
  6. Boston Bob is a dog’s best friend (by the way, I dug that hole in the lawn in a weak moment)

    Boston Bob is a dog’s best friend

    (by the way, I dug that hole in the lawn in a weak moment)

     
     
  7. Action shot Saturday

    Action shot Saturday

     
     
  8. Oh hi dad

    Oh hi dad

     
     
  9. Batman & Robin & Crystal

    Batman & Robin & Crystal

     
     
  10. Today at the lake

    Today at the lake